Little People and Their Little Names

You hear the stories; urban legends, most of them. But now and again there's something that just tells you that one of them is real. Maybe it's a gut instinct, perhaps a friend of a friend knew the guy, or that one dude told you about it that you know for a fact has never told a lie because he's a 38 year old virgin by choice who volunteers at the nursing home changing diapers and you swear there's a halo above his head. It's the story of the funny name. One of those like the legend of the identical twins Orangejello and Lemonjello, or the chick whose name sounds like FlannEL PajaMAY, but it's spelled flannel pajama. Those are obvious BS, but now and then you come across that real one that makes you laugh your ass off for 5 minutes but then later you feel sorry for what the poor dude had to endure growing up. That little preamble is the introduction to tonight's Funny Names of the Week winner. We have a one name contest this week, folks because no one is going to come close to this dude. Frankly, I'm proud of him. If I had his name, I'd be in jail for killing my sonofabitch father, fuh sho'. Without further ado, I present to you:

From Garland, TX, home of one of the largest auto dealerships in the country, a new take on junior or "the second,"


Little Joe Vasquez