A Confession

My new job makes it increasingly difficult to update this thing. I will try to do so as often as possible to keep Bam sane and such. Plus, I know you're all clamoring to see what I have to rant about. News of the Weird keeps me in topics.

While we're waiting, here's a tip: Be honest. Quit all the bullshit and tell the fucking truth. You never know when you might be talking to someone who can see right through the merde to the real, evil you beneath.

Oh, and vagina. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing. I encourage women to look at theirs in the mirror and admire the beauty. Lucky cunts.