The End is Near

The forecast from the National Weather Service for Dallas, Texas on Sunday, January 1, 2006 calls for a high of 80 degrees farenheit. A quick query of a website called Weather Underground says that Rio De Janeiro will have a high on New Year's Day of...you guessed it: 80 degrees farenheit. For those of you who don't know, Brazil is in the southern hemisphere of our beloved little sphere. The seasons there are the reverse of ours. They are in the beginning of their summer. Those large-bottomed, brown-skinned, topless little skanks are slipping into their thongs and Brazil-cut bikinis and stepping out to the beach to get some sun and stares, and we have exactly the same weather forecast. What the hell?

On another note: NASA says that the polar ice caps are melting on Mars. So the global warming problem is so massive here on Earth that we're melting the ice on other planets. Or is it pollution and greenhouse gasses on Mars causing the problem? We need to educate those crazy martians on the dangers of burning fossil fuels.