12 October 2005

You Smell That?

This morning listeners of the Howard Stern show were encouraged to take a whiff by the creator of a new dietary supplement that makes poop have no odor. That's right, it makes poop non-stinky. Here's an excerpt from the segment that almost made me have a wreck:
Howard: "They should make a product that makes your poop stink even worse.'Somebody Died.'"
Artie: "That product already exists, its called White Castle."

Oh, and Whiff also makes your poop "…a distinct and rich green color."

I get the exact same effect from Froot Loops.

1 Comments:

Blogger Dropdtuner said...

Ah, a "systemic fecal deodorizer". Now if they could invent something to keep it from stinking behind my ears, that I'd buy.

10/12/2005 09:16:00 PM  

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