Abortion's New Proponent or The Messiah as Commie Argument

And Bill Bennett spake:

"But I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could -- if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down. That would be an impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your crime rate would go down. So these far-out, these far-reaching, extensive extrapolations are, I think, tricky."
And Bill Bennett looked, and he saw that it was good.

OMFG (slowly, with unblinking, glazed-over eyes)!

Somebody please tell me I didn't hear this. Somebody please tell me that this asshat (I agree Bam, it's a beautiful noun) doesn't have a radio show. Somebody please tell me that he isn't publicly defending his comments. Somebody give me a length of rope and an INXS CD; I want to go out with a bang (sort of).
As someone who tends to the right, I am frequently disgusted at the stellar ability of GOP politicians (and their advisors) to fall gracefully into the trap of being exactly what libs say they are. Not that the donkeys don't do just as good a job, but I neither vote for them nor feel compelled to defend their reasoning. Please God, give us politicians who don't give two shits what the party line is or where their toes are in relation to it.

Seriously, is what we have and what we rejected all there is to choose from? Am I the only person in this country who wants politicians to shut the fuck up and do something? Should I vote for Ted Jesuschristgod in the next election? Who is going to answer these questions?! And here's another: Why do Christians treat every republican who hates queers and single mothers like the manifestation of the second coming of the messiah? Listen to me, my people. Jesus was a commie! That's right! He didn't own so much as a rat turd! He depended on the kindness of strangers to whom he was guided by God! He shared everything he was given with whoever was in need! If he were here in the flesh today, he'd starve to death waiting for the gargantuan government to feed and clothe him while God searched the world over for someone who wasn't afraid to take him in without checking the sex offenders database first! Cameras would follow him around like fucking David Blaine waiting for his next trick! Zaccheus would report him for stalking!
"For I'm going to your house today! For I'm going to your house today!"
"Going to my house? I own a Tazer, motherfucker! I'll reauchambeaux you without a second thought, you tripped out hippy!"

I realize that none of my rantings will do anything to change the world, and I am not naïve enough to believe that my political desires will ever be fulfilled. All I ask is that you be pissed with me. C'mon, do it. Let's just boil in our anger for a moment and sin not. I gotta go pee.